I am from Rochester Hills, Michigan. I live in Brooklyn with my wife and new daughter (not pictured), who is named Olive. Not “Olivia.” Her name is Olive, and that’s final. My wife and I think it’s a beautiful name and if you don’t like it, you should just keep it to yourself. If you email me or tweet at me to tell my you don’t like olives, or “Olive” is a name for an old lady or something like that, I swear to God I will go nuts.